Not a very nice reply, at all. It appears as though Mr. Eisbrenner has struck a nerve...

I second that notion from Fred, please remove the email addres 'insidercrew@rock104.com' from your list. Every email I get from you gets reported to everyone and anyone who will listen as spam, plus I have done my best to report you to the authorities in your area as a threat to national security. Thanks in advance.

-insidercrew@rock104.com

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National security, eh? Who is this nut? And speaking of "authorities", shouldn't this individual be the one cited for that ol' "hope you die soon" remark, earlier.
What follows next is what Mr. Eisbrenner prematurely responded with, hence the "p.s.", above.

 

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From: karl-heintz eisbrenner [mailto:eisbrennerlaw@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 4:49 PM
To: Armstrong, Fred (LMP); Cowan, Cale (LMP); ITV_Newsroom; city@thejournal.canwest.com; Comments At CHBC.COM; edit@kelownacapnews.com; MRT EDIT; NSN EDIT; ABBY EDIT; BBY EDIT; CHWK EDIT; LANG EDIT; COQ EDIT; edmontonmorning@globaltv.ca; fiction@newyorker.com; globalbc.newstips@globaltv.ca; Regina Global News; InsiderCrew; Goodman, John (LMP); john.harding@ok.bc.ca; jon.manchester@ok.bc.ca; Letters; letters (Edm Journal); letters@timescolonist.com; localnews@timescolonist.com; Ballard, Peter (LMP); Menzies, Peter (CAL Herald); poetry@newyorker.com; PopularDailyNews@largestdistribution.com; Moody, Bob (LMP); Cocomile, Sharon (LMP); shouts@newyorker.com; Malkowich, Steven (LMP); Submit; Sunletters, (VAN_Exchange); sunnewstips (VAN_Exchange); tabtips (VAN_Exchange); talkofthetown@newyorker.com; theagenda@cknw.com; themail@newyorker.com; Peters, Terry (LMP)
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Subject: RE: focus: pearls before swine

fred

 

it is not a theory -

but i will take you off my list

 

karl-heintz eisbrenner, B.A.Religion; B.A. (Hons.); M.A. (Oxon.); L.L.B.

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Mr. Eisbrenner was also responding to the publisher of the Maple Ridge Times, Fred Armstrong's 'pithy' attempt to deflect the truth, up next.

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"Armstrong, Fred (LMP)"publisher@mrtimes.com wrote:

Uhhhm Karl,

Did I, or anybody else on the list here actually ASK you to send every random thought that crosses your mind? If I could direct you to your kitchen, in one of the drawers by the sink, you'll find a generic box with tin foil in it. Take the tin foil out of the drawer and tear off a piece about three feet long. Fold it over on itself and then centre the 18 inch square piece of tin foil over your head and schmooche it down over your head so it follows the countours of your skull. Wear this for a few days and you'll find the little voices in your head quiet down because 'they' won't be able to broadcast directly into your brain.

Now, for the final time, remove me from your list. I get enough junk mail asking me to help African dictators wives get their money out of banks and from kind people who want to lengthen/harden my penis, make me younger, or get me cheap mortgage rates or increase the number of hits on my web site. I just don't have enough hours in the day to read your poetry/conspiracy theories.

Cheers,
Fred

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Now, I'm the first to admit that Karl's cryptic prose can be fleeting in interpretation but isn't that what good poetry is supposed to do? Occasionally, Karl's message can be embedded quite close to the surface; ie: his "p.s.", above, eh.

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> From: karl-heintz eisbrenner
> Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 11:31 AM
> To: ccowan@abbotsfordtimes.com; citvnewsroom@globaltv.ca; city@thejournal.canwest.com; comments@chbc.com; edit@kelownacapnews.com; editor@mrtimes.com; editor@nsnews.com; editorial@abbotsfordtimes.com; editorial@burnabynow.com; editorial@chilliwacktimes.com; editorial@langleyadvance.com; editorial@thenownews.com; edmontonmorning@globaltv.ca; fiction@newyorker.com; globalbc.newstips@globaltv.ca; globalnews.reg@globaltv.ca; insidercrew@rock104.com; jgoodman@nsnews.com; john.harding@ok.bc.ca; jon.manchester@ok.bc.ca; letters@theherald.canwest.com; letters@thejournal.canwest.com; letters@timescolonist.com; localnews@timescolonist.com; pballard@vancourier.com; pmenzies@theherald.canwest.com; poetry@newyorker.com; PopularDailyNews@largestdistribution.com; publisher@mrtimes.com; publisher@thenownews.com; scocomile@nsnews.com; shouts@newyorker.com; smalkowich@thenownewspaper.com; submit@theherald.canwest.com; sunletters@png.canwest.com; sunnewstips@png.canwest.com; tabtips@png.canwest.com; talkofthetown@newyorker.com; theagenda@cknw.com; themail@newyorker.com; tpeters@nsnews.com
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Subject: focus: pearls before swine

the gospel of thomas phrases it this way:
"don't cast your pearls before the swine lest they crush them between their jaws"
swine, like alligators and sharks, and spiders too
cannot chew... cannot grind their molars like horses do
like millstones sidewinding swine, alligators and crocodiles, sharks and spiders cannot chew
but spiders distinguish themselves from their colleagues by injecting serum - flesh dissolving goo and sucking their preys' proteins and minerals like a slurpy
the others smash their mouths together, crushing what is in between
like scorpions' black widow
like cobra and adder
prey is swallowed whole... except spiders leave the shell
so it is with words, some bite, some sting, some scalp, some suck
some swallow whole the new testament phrases it this way:
cast not your pearls before the swine lest they trample them underfoot
makes little sense - cloven hooves crushing pearls in sty mud and hay and straw
so... it is with creative writings, musings and otherwise jumping bean letters... von hotsken to stotsken
is not different than playing checkers...
sometimes... you just need to jump
so, the letter to the editor about the president of the law society is a first volley...
is it true that law society 'membership' means
automatic incorporation into the 'corporate' body called 'b.c. supreme court'?
answer: yes, legal profession act says so
is it true law society 'membership' means engaging in the administration of justice?
answer: yes, legal profession act code of professional conduct says so
is it true 'the administration of justice' in b.c. is controlled, managed and directed by the attorney general of b.c.?
answer: yes, b.c. attorney general act says so
is it true membership in the law society of b.c. means being an agent of the attorney general of b.c.?
answer: yes, b.c. attorney general act says so... it says
'public body' = created by statute = government agent = body that issues licenses for membership =
member in good standing licenses = can do what the a.g. can do...
is it true the law society of b.c. claims it is independent of the a.g. b.c.?
is it?
>
> karl-heintz eisbrenner, m.a. (oxon.), l.l.b.<

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Remember that nut at Rock 104?
You know, the one that likes to write in blue.
Behold, computer babble that Turned up when I saved the following as an html file. Ain't technology a marvel?

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Dear David,
follow the instructions I gave to Karl. The people on this list work very hard to expose the 'truth' and report the news. When we print something we are subject to libel and slander laws. Innuendo, gossip and rumours do not meet the test of the Supreme Court of Canada. Your note demonstrates that you don't understand the difference between scarcasm and a legitimate threat. I, and everyone else on the e-mail list are tired of getting hundreds of e-mails filled with unsubstantiated crap... so, until you have facts - don't waste our time.
Fred